This is a conversation that I just overheard as I was sitting here trying to revamp my email signature (thrilling, I know). Apparently the guys working on the remodeling upstairs are MIA.
ANCIENT SECRETARY: I don't know where the painters are...they aren't upstairs?
CRAZY LADY ON LOTS AND LOTS OF UPPERS: Well shoot, I don't know where those goddamn painters are. I was just up there and they aren't there. Where are they??
ANCIENT SECRETARY: Sweetheart, I don't know.
CRAZY LADY: I bet they got high and went to Arby's down the street because they got the goddamn munchies.
ANCIENT SECRETARY: I love Arby's!
I love Arby's too...especially when I'm high as a kite on paint fumes...NOT.
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mmmm curly fries...
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