CRAZY LADY ON LOTS AND LOTS OF UPPERS: "You should SEE the new armchairs we just got upstairs. They're GUARANTEED not to fade or wear down, even after TEN THOUSAND sits!!!"
NEW PART-TIME SECRETARY: "Oh wow...10,000 sits...how do you even count that?"
CRAZY LADY: "Oh I don't know. They probably pay some Mexicans or something to sit on chairs all day long."
SECRETARY: "Umm I don't think that's what they do. No, I really doubt that's what they do."
CRAZY LADY: "Well whatever. [Long pause] You know, your boobs look FANTASTIC from where I'm standing right now. That dress is GREAT."
SECRETARY: "Ha...ha...huh..."
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